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1st Prize:
Visit Afghanistan front line with  Gordon Brown

2nd Prize:
Get a billion £ line of credit from Alastair Darling

3rd Prize:
Choose a duckhouse, bell tower or other item from the John Lewis catalogue

4th Prize:
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Each Avatar (see below) comes with a list of expenses tools to help you play the game ‘within the rules’.

Andrews, Piggy (Do Ron Rhondda)
15 gallons swill £15
Tail curling tongs £1.50
Cooling mud, 5 sacks £30
Tamiflu, 4 shots £250
Specialist consultancy related to potential charisma bypass, 5 sessions,
£23,560

Vain, Rt Hon., Mister (Neath)
25 gallons “Tangerine Tinge” non-streak self-tanning mousse £85
365 hour sessions “Rentasun” Tanning Parlour, Neath High Street £4,578
Set of 2 “Big Man” heightening implants for shoes £2.65
4 tubs, “Pure Vanity” hair styling paste £90
8 Gallons Christian Dior “Eau Sauvain” eau de toilette £35,549

Davies, Alun “Dredd” (Hopeless South-east)
1 year’s supply “Alive Alive Oh” wake up pills £380
1 year’s supply “Nite Nite” sleeping tablets £462
5 consultancy sessions, “New Man” plastic surgery clinic Los Angeles (“Face
Transplants ŒR’ Us”). £16,945

Murphy, Rt Honest Spudface (Torvain)
Nuclear powered boiling system for third/fourth (Subs: check this) home
£26,468,324
Gold-plated swimming pool £1,256,984
Sedan chair (shared with all other Liebour MPs, AMs etc) £677
Rent of minions, footmen, flunkies etc £41,953

Touhig, Big Don (Swyndlin)
Stop this -That’s enough silly expenses. Site administrator

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Huw LewisJust when it all appeared to be going swimmingly well for ultra-left, ultra-unionist devo-sceptic Labour leadership candidate Huw ‘Screwloose’ Lewis – suddenly it’s all gone pear-shaped.

Over the last few weeks in the gripping battle to succeed Rhodri Morgan as First minister of Wales, it appeared that rank outsider Screwloose, despite having more chips on his shoulders than Harry Ramsdens on a Saturday night, might yet slip under the radar and bring the contest to a tight finish.

Obvious favourite Carwyn Jones, a patriotic Welshman and the only contender with enough gravitas to lead a political party, wimped out on the burning issue facing Wales: increased powers for the Assembly – apparently terrified of being labelled a closet nationalist. Meanwhile statuesque valkyrie Edwina Hart’s campaign ran messily into the mud with an unnecessary and unwise spat over the future of Faith Schools.

No mention of anything remotely anti-Welsh, rabidly unionist or loony-left. Suddenly Screwloose seemed to be a contender. The former chemistry teacher’s 5-minute interview on Thursday’s AM/PM programme actually gave the impression of a reasonable, softly-spoken family man and with no mention of anything remotely anti-Welsh, rabidly unionist or loony-left as might have been expected. When considered against the lacklustre efforts of Edwina and Carwyn on the same programme, you’d have fancied his chances.

But then came the headline…

KINNOCKS THROW WEIGHT BEHIND HUW LEWIS’ VISION FOR WALES!

and the dream is all but over.

Political clowns

The very idea of this Wales-hating duo of political clowns and abject failures (Kinnock as Labour leader, Glenys as a globetrotting ‘Welsh’ MEP who failed to champion one single local issue, and latterly as a disastrously bad Foreign Office minister) giving a boost to anyone in this contest is as laughable as it is pathetic. Here is a couple whose loathing of Wales, its people, language, culture and history (Kinnock is on record as saying that that Wales didn’t have any) is matched only by an obscene greed for wealth and gargantuan appetite for adulation (see Cambriapolitico passim). Lewis simpered that he was “honoured and humbled to have the backing of two such great party figures”, adding bizarrely that Kinnock was somehow responsible for having “saved the party from electoral extinction”, when the exact opposite was the case. He famously and disastrously lost Labour an election condemning it to years in the wilderness until Tony Blair recreated it along Tory lines in the lead up to the New Labour victory of 1997.

Champagne-swilling freeloaders

The very idea of the avowed socialist AM for Merthyr Tydfil – who lives with his AM wife in comfortable middle-class style in the leafy avenues of smart, upmarket Penarth (he claims his “passion is to rid Wales of the curse of child poverty”) – being endorsed by a duo of champagne-swilling multi-millionaire freeloaders and political dinosaurs, is one step too far.

Let’s hope what remains of the Labour Party in Wales has the sense to see straight through this grotesque charade.

By Cynfelyn

Editor’s Note

Wales gives notice to Liebour’s Stalinist bullies – we will not be silenced!

After due consideration by Cambriapolitico’s legal counsel, we feel that the people of Wales have the right to read, in full, our contributor Cynfelyn’s article which has induced such a hissy-fit in Huw Lewis’s highly-strung henchmen Matt Greenough and Luke Holland.

The idiotic idea that reminding readers of Huw Lewis’s nickname “Screwloose” – it’s been applied to him in political circles in Cardiff Bay for some considerable time – and, DOH!, it’s also er… a play on his name, is in anyway a comment on his mental health, should send those who thought it up scrambling onto the couch of their own therapists in Cathedral Road.

The whole silly exercise shows how running scared Liebour’s lost legions
are, and that’s what’s made them so pathetically – and babyishly – touchy.

As we have said – be warned – this is a foretaste of the sort of intimidatory regime a Huw Lewis Liebour leadership will mean.

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Editor’s note: We have decided to republish below an excellent prescient article by Leanne Wood A.M  originally published in Cambria Magazine in 2008.

By LEANNE WOOD A.M. & RHYDIAN FÔN JAMES

Leanne Wood AMBlame the unemployed for unemployment. This is the basic principle behind New Labour’s proposals to reform welfare benefits. Failure to find employment is no longer the result of labour market conditions or health barriers to work, but rather a motivational failure on the part of the unemployed. If they have their way, New Labour will preside over the dismantling of the welfare state, which has existed in a recognisable form since the reforms which came out of the Beveridge report.*

The Department of Work and Pensions (DWP) recently published its welfare reform green paper, No One Written Off,** which is based on a report by banker David Freud.*** The first big change will be the abolition of Incapacity Benefit (IB) and Income Support (IS), amongst some other big changes to benefits. The purpose is cited as the ‘simplification’ of the benefits system. There will now be two types of benefits to replace the others – Job Seekers’ Allowance (JSA), which already exists but will be modified, and the Employment and Support Allowance (ESA), which was introduced**** on the 27th October 2008.

JSA will be even more stringent than it is now. People will be required to undertake periodic checks on their availability for employment and compulsory health checks, they will have to provide evidence that they are searching for employment and they could be required to participate in back-to-work programmes and community-based work experience. Much of this system is already in place, but in future it will be backed up with serious benefits sanctions for those who fail to meet the conditions. There will also be requirements on lone parents to take up back-to-work schemes and training once their child reaches the age of five, with requirements to work once the child turns seven.

There are undoubtedly some who selfishly use benefits to avoid work. But life on benefits is not the easy ride some right-wing sources like to depict. It means rationing basics like food and fuel. It’s difficult to imagine someone having an ambition to live on benefits. Most people are aware of a few people whom they suspect of using the welfare safety net as a lifestyle choice. The problem is assuming that all the unemployed are playing the same game – and punishing the vast majority who are desperate to find jobs. A comprehensive programme of employment support is the only fair way to help the unemployed into work.

* W. Beveridge, 1942. SOCIAL INSURANCE AND ALLIED SERICES. London, HMSO, Cmd. 640437 ** NO ONE WRITTEN OFF: REFORMING WELFARE TO REWARD RESPONSIBILITY, Department for Work and Pensions, 2008 *** Freud D, 2007, REDUCING DEPENDENCY, INCREASING OPPORTUNITY: OPTIONS FOR THE FUTURE OF WELFARE TO WORK, Corporate Document Services **** A NEW DEAL FOR WELFARE: EMPOWERING PEOPLE TO WORK, DWP.

The providers will be paid well for their support, out of the savings made on benefits payments. Thus they will be reimbursed, from taxpayers’ money, for the negligible costs of gaining a large, unpaid workforce. Creating such a situation is economically unsound. The result will be, ironically, higher levels of unemployment. Many full-time jobs will be axed as a benefit claimant workforce will be far cheaper. As firms cut back on their paid employees, unemployment will rise. This will lead to lower wages, as people accept low pay in order to compete with benefits recipients.

A reduction in wages will be more likely as ESA designates more people employable, so that firms can recruit more easily. So as well as forcing workers out of jobs, the ones who remain will get a lower wage. This reasoning leads to the major flaw in these plans – individuals will be forced to search for jobs that do not exist.

Recent Office for National Statistics (ONS) and DWP* data shows approximately 21 thousand vacancies across Wales but over 330 thousand claimants of JSA/IS/IB. How can so many claimants be squeezed into so few available jobs?  The Green Paper also proposes the creation of a competitive market in benefits provision and employment support. It is obvious that the providers will strive to maximise profits. They will be reimbursed by the state but they will also attempt to make their workforce as productive as possible. They will inevitably attempt to minimise their costs, which will be at the expense of their service quality. The claimants will suffer.

Providers could end up deliberately holding back claimants in order to later place them in work that is more profitable for the provider. Benefits sanctions can, arguably, reduce costs for the DWP, by forcing people into work with the threat of sanctions. Freud says the government can save £11 billion by implementing his recommendations, although this assertion is based on a number of rather flimsy assumptions. But sanctions mean a suspension of benefits, which mean that those sanctioned may have no income during the period of the sanction. If such people are genuinely unable to find a job, or unable to work due to health or family reasons, they will end up destitute.

Two options face those with no income: steal, or feign illness so that hospitalisation is inevitable. In this case, the state bears the cost through the Home Office or the NHS. More seriously, the ill or disabled may have dietary requirements, or may suffer in other ways if they face benefits sanctions. In these cases, the NHS will be picking up the bill. Other government departments, such as those responsible for education and public service delivery may also be expected to bear extra cost.

Looking beyond DWP’s Departmental Expenditure Limit (DEL), the total savings for the government will not be as large as advertised. (*Work and Pensions Longitudinal Survey)

TUC General Secretary Brendan Barber can see the potential problems. ‘People who lose their jobs want help in getting new skills and new paying jobs, not make-work schemes that provide no pay, no prospects and not even any time to search for a new job. Workfare policies do nothing to benefit wider society. And workers in low paid jobs could well be replaced by workfare claimants leading them to lose their jobs in turn.’

This sentiment has been echoed by Public and Commercial Services Union general secretary Mark Serwotka who has said: ‘These proposals are regressive and draconian, going further than even Thatcher dared in the 1980s. Picking up litter to receive benefits will stigmatise people and do nothing to get people back into long-term sustainable employment.’ He added: ‘The proposals will also entrench the role of the private sector in the delivery of welfare reform. The public sector has consistently out-performed the private sector in getting people back into work and we fear that the profits for the few will increasingly be the driving factor in the delivery of welfare, rather than the needs of the many.’

Labour MP Jeremy Corbyn said he was ‘surprised and disappointed’ that the government seemed to be ‘punishing people for being poor’. Not surprisingly, the Tories welcomed the Green Paper. Breaking Wales up into its constituent parts shows that the economic centres of Deeside, Cardiff, Newport and Swansea have reasonable prospects for job hunters. Elsewhere, the situation is dire all over Wales. Arfon in the North has 366 vacancies but 700 JSA claimants, whilst Rhondda has 248 vacancies, and a massive 986 JSA claimants. The latest ONS figures* show that Wales has 45.5 thousand JSA claimants alone, so even people on this benefit are struggling to find work. And the current recession means that job vacancies are declining rapidly, at the same time as redundancies soar.

Considering the current economic climate, and the general unfairness of these proposals, especially in Wales, the response must be to implore the Westminster government to rethink its position. The only sensible route is to encourage people into employment through support and the creation of more incentives for work, not to punish the most vulnerable people in our society.

Plaid Cymru has noted social and economic research on the proposals, and the pleas from Trade Union, and has wholeheartedly rejected the welfare to work philosophy. In contrast, with these socially conservative measures, New Labour appear to be attacking what used to be their core support in order to please a small cabal of right-wing tabloid newspapers. With friends like New Labour…

Leanne Wood is a Plaid Cymru Assembly Member, representing the region of South Wales Central. Rhydian Fôn James is a freelance economic researcher.

*Labour Market Statistics, Office of National Statistics

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NEW PIGGY ANDREWS SECOND HOME SHOCK

Pig SwillIf you had any doubts that the National Assembly is a far more cost-effective solution to Wales’s democratic deficit, just look at the list of AMs claiming for second homes.

Not for them the flipping, ducking, moat-diving of their Westminster counterparts, and all for the fairly simple reason that Wales is a relatively small country. Obviously those who live in our remoter regions are entitled to, and do, claim for a second home near their place of work in Cardiff Bay, which is perfectly fit and fine.

But what of those who live within an hour or so from the Senedd? Well most – from all parties – honourably decline to claim for a second home, and are happy to make the journey by car or train. So when your constituency is just 30 minutes away -and with good dual-carriageway/arterial road links for the most part – quite obviously you wouldn’t either be entitled to claim for a second home, nor would you have the brass nerve to do so. Or would you?

Step into the spotlight – once again – Piggy Andrews! Piggy is AM for Rhondda just 20 or so miles from Cardiff Bay and lives in a prestigious area of our capital city in the agreeable home he shares with his good lady Ann Beynon, head of BT’s pisspoor, failing Welsh operation. Now, what we’d like to know, is whether Piggy’s been partial to a bit of flipping himself. Following details of Piggy’s extraordinary second-home claim by Martin Shipton, serious doubts about the propriety of the charismatic ‘Minister for Regeneration’ just won’t go away until he comes clean about exactly which house he is claiming as his ‘second home’: the one he has in the Rhondda or the one he shares with Beynon in Cardiff.

One also wonders how is it possible for other Labour AMs who live even further away from Cardiff Bay perform their tasks without the need of a second home?

Other thorny niggles arise. If Piggy is claiming for the house in Cardiff’s leafy groves, does Beynon contribute to the mortgage? Do they own the house jointly? Does Beynon get a housing allowance as Wales’s BT supremerene?

We need to know the answers quickly, so that our hitherto blameless National Assembly isn’t brought into the same disrepute as the fallen ‘Mother of Parliaments’.

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So now those that support Independence, a separate National identity and full Devolution for Wales know just where they stand with respect to published Labour policy. Households throughout Wales will have just received through the letter box an official  Liebour ‘Election Communication’ and it states quite clearly the following:

Welsh Labour believe this is a time for unity not ‘independence’ for Wales. We need to pull together not break away.

Most potential voters will read this at face value. ie. Labour do not support independence for Wales.  The exhortation to ‘pull together’ is a fine sentiment but hardly constitutes a political policy which will influence voters whereas  Independence and Devolution are clearly issues that our readers and Welsh voters will have a view on.

The leaflet goes on to state:

Both Plaid Cymru and the Lib Dems are ineffective in Europe and would leave Wales on the fringes without an effective voice. Labour can deliver for Wales in Europe.

Well, this is a matter of subjective opinion and Cambria Politico and many others have  frequently posted articles about the Labour/Kinnockian performance and legacy in Europe. The answer to this is clear from the record of Wales as an economy under Labour. In spite of huge EU investment (always delayed and tied up in bureaucratic knots) arguably it has gone backwards not forwards like the Irish economy.  It is also reflected in the vast growth of the Public Sector in Wales which now employs an astronomically and unsustainably large proportion (70% +) of the workforce.

Labour claims to be investing in the Future of Wales but it is the Present that needs the investment. ProfliGate, the expenses scandals has made sure that Labour will NOT be a part of the Future of Wales.


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Loony TunesA Labour MP has denied using a second home allowance for London to furnish her first home in south Wales.

Bridgend MP Madeleine Moon has been accused in the Daily Telegraph of claiming more than £4,000 in expenses for furniture bought in Wales.

Here is her response:

The insinuation of the Daily Telegraph that I have bought and retained goods using my Parliamentary allowance to furnish my home in Wales is unfounded. Before making purchases I have always contacted the Department of Finance and Administration to confirm that I was acting within the rules.

I bought the majority of my goods in Wales, during the summer recess of 2005 in places like Crazy Macs and Dunelm Mills in Swansea, Ikea in Cardiff and Curry’s in Bridgend. These and additional furniture from my family home were transported to London by a local furniture and haulage contractor once contracts on the flat had been exchanged. The Telegraph has a copy of the receipts confirming this.

I have bought the majority of my household goods in Wales where I knew I would have value for money and would bring money into the Welsh economy.

I fully support the publication of all receipts and the operation of clear guidelines for the spending of public money.

Madeleine Moon MP
Bridgend

Make of it as you will. Peter Hain has a house in Bridgend, doesn’t he?

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ballotIn the run up to the European and General Elections, Cambria Politico will be publishing occasional articles and opinion pieces about the reasons to vote FOR a particular political party. A great deal has been written about the negative  ‘attack dog’  role of political blogs and, without giving up on our campaigns against corruption and loss of liberty, we want to provide a more balanced positive commentary.

We will be taking each party in turn and finding one good reason to vote for them, starting with NuLiebour oops! Labour. We will also be scoring them against appropriate parameters to put them in a historical and societal context.

Finding a good reason to vote FOR Labour at the present moment is difficult. However, the Labour Party/Movement has an honourable history, has accomplished many fine things, and has produced figures and personalities of international renown and historical significance.  It has a proud and valued record of  social and political achievements.

labourtideBut that was then and this is now. Labour is now psychologically and socialogically an irrelevance. It has washed out on the tide of political thinking. In Monty Python terms, it is a Dead Parrot or on a par with the People’s Front of Judea or is it Judean People’s Front?

So where is the FOR reason to vote for them?

The brilliant  SF author John Brunner, wrote a famous novel  published in 1965 entitled ‘The Squares of the City’ (ISBN 0-345-27739-2). It is a sociological story of urban class warfare and political intrigue, taking place in the fictional South American capital city of Vados. It explores the idea of subliminal messages as political tools, and it is notable for having the structure of the famous 1892 chess game between Wilhelm Steinitz and Mikhail Chigorin. In this story, society is ‘managed’ using city planning techniques. There are no actual villains and heroes it is mainly  an exploration of how people can be controlled using bulldozers, urban planning  and surveillance. The grim and powerful result is a true nightmare foreshadowing present and possible future conditions in Britain.

So how does this relate to a positive vote for Labour? Brunner, Orwell and other writers, like the late J.G.Ballard, tell us that a truly ‘efficient’ and well organised government is the greatest threat to freedom and human liberties of thought. So a vote for  a useless, chaotic, bumbling, directionless government with real identifiable  ‘faces’ attached to it is a vote for liberty and freedom from faceless efficient supra national oppression. Labour is classically inept and disorganised and thus truly worthy of your vote.

Forget the lies, the minor expenses corruption, the broken manifesto committments, Labour is infinitely preferable to a Brunner, Orwellian, Kafka-esque world of super efficient civil service and control by ‘faceless’ bureaucratic elites exemplified by the frightening Kinnockian European ideal.

Political X Factor Scoring

PARAMETER SCORE (out of 10)
Leadership 1
Grassroots Organisation 5
History 9
Corruption 2
X Factor / Charisma 1
Planet Earth Reality 2
Future Potential 0
Policies 8
Personalities 3
Financial Competence 1
Magic 0
Internet Awareness 2
Governmental Competence 4
Media Savvy 5

TIDE OF HISTORY : AGAINST

Selected quotes:

“[This Labour government] is the most mendacious, dishonest, endemically corrupt, power-hungry, incompetent, illiberal f**king shower of shits that has ruled this country…”—Devil’s Kitchen

Times’ David Aaronovitch – similar wavelength?

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draper1We’ve now had a sort of apology from Derek Draper of LabourList blog (see below) so now the people of Wales should get a similar apology from the scurrilous perpetrators of the Aneurin Glyndwr blog for their gross mis-representations of senior Welsh political figures and bringing politics into further disrepute (if that were possible).

Since the beginning of this year we have worked hard to build a Labour supporting presence online. 99.9% of that time was taken up by setting up LabourList and trying to build it into our version of ConservativeHome. I am proud of what we have achieved in those three months. But of course I regret the 0.1% of my time that I spent thinking about how we might set up a separate left wing “gossipy” site. We had been looking at the success of the right across the blogosphere and seen how effective their more scurrilous elements were. To be honest I think we were a bit dazzled by what they get up to.

In these troubled times, we need 100% of our politicians’ time to be devoted to serving the people rather than infighting on the blogosphere. Leave this to the modern versions of Jonathon Swift who do it so much better.

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