The Kinnocks: an unreserved and abject apology from Cambriapolitico

We make an unreserved and abject apology to the readers of Cambriapolitico. We got it badly wrong.

We were wrong, wrong, wrong!

parasiteWe calculated – from a series of given data – the extent of the Kinnock’s murky empire, and we badly UNDERESTIMATED their booty by many millions of pounds. Revelations in this week’s Sunday Times which are repeated almost verbatim in today’s Wasting Mule, show that the Kinnocks have grossed in excess of a staggering £10,000,000 in property speculation, salaries, expenses and pensions over fifteen years of “public service” on behalf of (in the Ginger Whinger’s case) “Great Britain” as EU Commissioner, and (in the Anglesey Fishwife’s case) in the service of the people of Wales (for Wales, incidentally, read Africa, tuna fish, mangos, bananas and bushmeat ….anything BUT Wales. Oh and p-u-h-l-e-a-s-e, not the ghastly Welsh language). £10,000,000? That’s a badly needed dialysis unit or a specialist children’s facility so badly lacking in Welsh hospitals. But no, it’s all gone on Neil and Glen’s champagne and goodies, trinkets and fripperies, junkets and high jinks. Are you complaining? Well you ought to be.

Bloodsuckers and Welsh suckers

Now revealed as bloodsucking parasites on the UK’s body politic in all its tawdry squalor, the “Socialist” Clan Kinnock continues its ride on the governmental and European gravy train with an ever-swelling bundle of ongoing salaries, perks and pensions.

Baron Kinnock of Bedwellty’s reaction to the revelations? “No Comment”

The soon-to-be “elevated” (?!) Baroness Kinnock’s response? “Unavailable for comment”.

These are the very same brown-nosing Anglophiles who campaigned against the EU in the 1970s, are still campaigning against further devolved powers for Wales (on the heads of whose blinkered voters they clambered the greasy pole to “up yours” prosperity) and a against a new Welsh Language Act. One wonders how on earth the Fishwife’s other “elevation” to Minister for Europe is tenable or justifiable when ordinary MPs are being hauled over the coals for the lesser crimes of ‘flipping’, moat cleaning and indenting for lipstick. They pale into insignificance against the crimes of the Kinnock Gang – all, you understand, strictly committed “within the rules” and, of course, under the radar.

It is time for the voters of Wales to create an unholy outcry about the stink rising from the overflowing sewer that is Liebour whether Welsh or English.

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Mr.BrownWith Liebour – and especially “Welsh” Liebour – in meltdown, Gordon Brown has chosen the time of his latest (and probably last) cabinet “reshuffle” to punish the Welsh (“the f*****g Welsh” to use his predecessor Tony Blair’s words). Out goes lugubrious, maladroit Welsh Secretary Paul ‘Spudface’ Murphy. Back comes disgraced Orange-skinned Lounge Lizard Peter Vain, originally parachuted in to take over one of Liebour’s safest seats, Neath, one of those “if-you-put-a-monkey-up” constituencies which have held back Wales’s progress for so many decades.

Some like it hot!

Peter HainVain returns to the now largely superfluous post, still badly tainted with sleaze, not just because of the scandal over hidden contributions to his disastrous campaign for the party’s deputy-leadership, but over his ‘new wife, new home, new shed roof’ parliamentary expenses.

Vain, The Daily Telegraph revealed, charged the taxpayer for a new tin roof for his ‘log store’ and asked if he could claim “the mortgage interest on a £440,000 new home which be bought with his second wife Elizabeth Hayward in 2004 – as well as claiming for his former home six miles away.”

Lucky for some, but not for many in Neath, one of the most economically depressed parts of Wales. Keeping the homes at a temperature appropriate to one with so profound a tan and lifestyle to match cost us in excess of £6,000 in heating oil in just over two years. Phew! We all know some like it hot, but 25 degrees right round the clock?

New Welsh Gauleiter a danger to democracy

Seriously though, with devolution the role of Secretary of State for Wales is – and should be -largely superfluous, there’s a nasty sting in the tail. What is dangerous for democracy in Wales is that Vain will in all probability abuse his role as Welsh Gauleiter by clipping the wings of the powers of the National Assembly. He threatened to do so before until scandal floored him. He will do this by obstructing the progress of LCOs in Westminster and ensuring that the acquisition of further powers by the Senedd are consistently impeded and frustrated.

The vast majority of Liebour’s Welsh MPs are recalcitrant dinosaurs wholly opposed to any further transference of power to Cardiff. They will shortly be fighting for their political lives, but, as we will soon see, London’s new Gauleiter and his cronies will try and inflict the maximum possible damage to Welsh devolution on their way down. And out.

Glenys’s new first class seat on the gravy train

Gordo’s other act of spite is the appointment of Anglesey Fishwife Glenys Kinnock as Minister for Europe. It just goes to show that a combination of mediocrity, failure and extravagant gravytraining – with a solid measure of anti-Welshness thrown in – are what get you results in the Liebour menagerie. Five times round the world Glen, (127,465 air miles and counting) who received one of the highest expenses allowances in the European Parliament, was rated 71 out of a total of 78 in the Taxpayers’ Alliance evaluation of ‘best value’ MEP in the UK, which rather puts things into perspective. Despite supposedly representing Welsh electors, she failed to mention the need of he constituents once in all her years as an MEP but instead used her time in Brussels to pursue a bizarre hotchpotch of issues (“ishoos”), causes and personal obsessions which had nothing whatsoever to do with her remit.

Referring to La Kinnock and her sidekick Eluned Morgan (TA ‘best value’ rating 66 out of 78) a Cambriapolitico correspondent commented last week: “Thank God these freeloading swindlers have left the stage – hopefully for good.” No such luck. Brown has “elevated” the Fishwife to the House of Lords to replace Caroline Flint as European Minister, where she can sit next to hubby Neil, and, yes you’ve got it, carry on milking the system as never before. Minister for Europe? Attendance allowances, housing allowances, entertainment allowances, pensions, golden handshakes, junkets, jets and jollys…. all over again. And best of all, no nasty voters to wise up to your tricks!

At least from his personal point of view Gordo’s made one wise move in an otherwise capricious and dangerous environment. With a bottomless expense account like this, good time Glen’s never going to stab him in the back, and unlike Caroline Flint she’s definitely not fit to be put in the window. Ach y fi!



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dredd-n-bogeyOf all the Parliaments in all the world, this idiot had to walk into ours!

Alun ‘Dredd’ Davies svelte Liebour List AM for Mid and West Wales and political turncoat, has recently been doing the rounds of television studios informing the public of his shock and dismay at the abuse of public funds by his party’s representatives in Westminster. When told by Vaughan Roderick on the CF99 programme that it was “common knowledge” in newsrooms throughout the land that MPs were creaming it, he retorted “Well I had absolutely no idea that this sort of activity was going on”. He feigned disgust just like the Vichy police chief Captain Renault (played by Claude Rains) in Casablanca (with whose politics Dredd can obviously be closely identified!), persisting that he was “shocked” by these goings on and the abuse of taxpayers’ money.

What Mr Davies failed to tell the BBC’s viewers was that he was himself once party to an abuse of public funds which dwarfs even the moat ‘n duck excesses of Westminster’s freeloaders. Three years ago, recognising him (he was then Head of Corporate Affairs) as a loose cannon and general liability, the newly-installed chief exec of S4C Iona Jones was anxious to get shot of from the payroll of the taxpayer-funded channel. Alas, Alun wasn’t willing to go without a fight. The fingers of his cold Dredd hand were finally prised from the Llanishen doorhandle with a package funded by you and me which included a year’s salary and a lucrative contract from the channel for his new lobbying company Bute Communications to represent S4C’s interests in the Senedd. The company also represented the carcinogenic activities of the tobacco industry in Cardiff Bay, and may still do so. A quick calculation shows that the S4C career crash-mat for the part-time pugilist cost you and me in excess of £100,000 – an abuse of public funds which makes the financial shenanigans of Messrs Cash, Kirkbride, Moran and Hain etc seem trifling by comparison.

Alun has of late, of course, been extremely self-righteous in his condemnation of Trish Law’s “failings” with regards to her representation of the interests of the electors of Blaenau Gwent. He is, of course eyeing the Liebour’s nomination for that once safe seat, in competition with that other scintillating intellectual giant of Welsh Liebour Alan Pugh.

Let’s just hope when it comes to choosing Dredd the quisling – the good people of Ebbw Vale “must remember this: a kiss is just a kiss and abuse of taxpayers’ money is abuse of taxpayers’ money.”

Play it again Trish! Stand your ground against dirty rotten Liebour.



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La Kinnocchia“Weak, greedy and vain”: The Kinnocks – a troupe of political clowns who have let Wales down.

You remember the alternative words to Liebour’s embarrassingly silly anthem sung to a German tune dedicated to a Christmas Tree:

“The working class can kiss my a***

I’ve got the foreman’s job at last”?

Well the words are highly appropriate when used to describe the life and times of one of Wales’s most controversial political dynasties. The Kinnocks have now been fully exposed as a family of political clowns and mountebanks who have shamelessly traded on their Welsh origins to promote their respective careers, and yet have proved to be some of the most anti-Welsh politicians of recent times. In short, they have let Wales down. Badly.

Adam Price MP drew our attention to the fact that Glenys Kinnock has represented Wales as an MEP in Brussels for 15 years but has mentioned her country – and her electors – just twice in the whole time she has been slaving away on continental Europe at our expense. After his disastrous failure as Liebour leader her husband Neil was conveniently (think about it) appointed EU Commissioner and so spent his time commuting to Brussels from 1995 to 2004.

I’VE GOT THE FOREMAN’S JOB AT LAST

If ever there was proof that there’s life – and a highly lucrative one at that – after total political failure, the Kinnocks provide it. The Kinnock Clan – perhaps a better term would be Kinnock plc – have built a collective and highly productive career out of the opportunities offered by the European Union, erected on the promisingly solid foundations of trendy champagne socialism when the real thing didn’t work. Once arch-critics of the whole concept of ‘Europe’, the Kinnocks have grasped the udders of the willing milk-cow of Brussels with the unbridled enthusiasm of a novice dairyhand.

Neil…ahem…The Noble Lord Kinnock of Bedwellty to the likes of you and I -  for 9 years a European Commissioner earned, over that period, in excess of a staggering £2,000,000, that’s not including a residence consideration of more than £360,000 (40%) plus a ‘generous’ expenses programme which included travel costs and a season ticket to Belgium’s most exclusive restaurants and other generous monthly ‘entertainment allowances’! Even today the Noble Lord enjoys the lavish fringe benefits of a retirement package which would make the average Tredegar boy’s eyes water: an astonishing £270,000 from 2004-2007 and, since he reached the age of 65 in 2007, an annual EU pension of £63,900 ……for life! Not to mention the all-too-frequent (and don’t we all just know it?) schmooze-sessions on BBC’s Andrew Marr Show and such like, playing the sage and elder statesman.. except…erm he never was one. Oh! How they must be proud of this Valley’s-boy-made-good in Islwyn! Oh! How their bosoms must swell with pleasure and delight! Oh! How the choirs must sing his praises!

And what of Kinnock today? This pathetic and abject failure has decided to take the fray again about a subject he knows so very well – Europe and the forthcoming European election. And again he’s shooting his own side in the foot. Or is he? The Ginger Whinger has been much in evidence in recent days (carefully avoiding the burning issue of politicians’ expenses…ahem.) warning about the dangers of the BNP. It would appear that Kinnock, in giving the BNP the very ‘oxygen of publicity’ they need to make headway against a hated and discredited government in the June elections, is making sure that all right-minded Liebour folk ‘rally behind Gordon Brown’ or else the Nazis’ll be shovelling them into the gas ovens. But think again. These are precisely the tactics of the Left in Europe, specially France. They played up the fascists in order to chivvy up their own flagging activists. This is precisely the game Liebour are playing – using the Windbag as a mouthpiece. The thinking goes like this: we are now so hated that only by encouraging an even nastier group of people will we get a chance to redeem ourselves when the electorate takes fright and calls on us or help.

Oh yeah? But don’t worry about Neil and Glen. With several million stashed under their pan-European mattress, they won’t be facing the same future as you and I.

LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE EUROBANK

The Anglesey Fishwife hasn’t done at all badly either – not to mention the rest of the family (of which in later offerings). Glen’s glitzy glam humdinger of a Euro-adventure has earned her, at the very minimum, a cool £900,000 – not to mention residence allowance (40%, that’s £360,000, in addition to generous travel, entertainment expenses (whateveryoumakeofit… you get the picture). And what has she been doing there? Well, representing the electors from South Wales East from 1994 – 1999, and then when the constituency was abolished post-devolution, Glen became a ‘Member of the European Parliament for Wales’, from which position she is retiring this year. [Oh, and we mustn't forget her sidekick and chief-cook-and-bottle-washer Eluned Morgan - the Toothless Tigress - who loyally trotted along at her heels during her Brussels sojourn, but we deal with her anon.]

Now, you’d think that as a representative of Welsh electors she might represent them and their interests in Brussels – just like say a Fianna Fail MEP would (and they do) fight for the farmers of County Cork or the fishermen of County Mayo. You’d be fighting for your patch, wouldn’t you, especially when you’re so well paid, but out of decency and honour you’d be doing your best for your constituents, fighting tooth and nail for their welfare in the corridors of European power?

But not Glen. Oh no, sadly she wasn’t remotely interested in Wales. She mentioned her native land, her motherland, the land of her fathers, but twice in the whole time she was in Brussels. One of these was an oblique mention of the victory of the Welsh rugby team, which must have gripped the bemused Eurocrats with vigour and enthusiasm.

No. 99.9% of La Kinnocchia’s offerings in the European Parliament over a full 15 (FIFTEEN YEARS) have been about, not the good people of Bedwellty or the most economically deprived areas of the EU which she was supposed to represent, but the people of Bulawayo, Burma or anywhere else where she felt injustice was being done, not by any agency of Europe, you understand, but by the despotic regimes of remote countries of which she had very little real understanding but knew would earn her a few Eurobrownie points in the halls of the mighty.

A TOTAL DISGRACE

A disgrace. A total disgrace, especially when the minorities she was commissioned and paid to represent were left unmentioned and therefore unrepresented. What a fig did she care for the Welsh working class, the farmers of Wales, the Welsh-speaking minority of Wales or the potential wealth creators of Wales? Consider this from a range of typical Glenys Kinnock speeches as an MEP:

“Madam President, NEPAD and its implementation agency, the African Union, offer, as all of us would agree, no quick fix for the problems of Africa. Fulfilling the promises will not be easy and Africa and, indeed, outsiders such as ourselves, will have to be in this for the long haul.”

or this:

“You might expect a bit of an old hand in development like me (sic) – as you are yourself (gales of sycophantic laughter) – to be somewhat sceptical about the possibilities that we can deal with, in particular the coherence issues related to development, foreign policy and other policy areas such as agriculture and trade in the European Union….. I wondered whether you would agree with me that our view should be shared with the African heads of states, who say that finance, organisation, management and decision-making should come through the African Union itself and not be devolved to various other regional organisations?” (Our italics!)

or even, but perhaps the most grotesque of all:

“The importance of bushmeat in the livelihoods of poor people has never been assessed. We have made a lot of pronouncements this afternoon, but there has been no clear assessment of the importance of bushmeat in people’s livelihoods.”

LET THEM EAT BUSHMEAT

Bushmeat? BUSHMEAT?!….but not the needs of the farmers of Ceredigion or the desperately poor in Blaenau Gwent, or the homeless on the streets of Newport, Cardiff and Swansea, or the cancer-sufferers waiting for NHS treatment. But they’re not glam are they Glen, nor do they provide you with the delights of foreign travel and the opportunities to hobnob with heads of state? On 5 May 2004 you had “just returned from a meeting with President Chissano of Mozambique, with whom you and President Prodi met this morning” and in April 2008 you led a team of MEPs to the luxury resort of the Seychelles in April to visit the tuna fish industry. (You can just imagine the statesmanlike banter can’t you: “Oh President Chissano, I come from a small, poor, deprived country just like your own…”  – Let’s spare ourselves the agony.)

This sort of pig-ignorant trash continues for 15 years with hardly a mention of Wales. It makes desperate reading. As an afterthought, Britain, good old Britain, does get a mensh, but in a truly bizarre reference which readers can interpret in their own ways. In a debate on Zimbabwe in 2001, Glen was keen to point out that her hands  – and those of her forefathers – were not besmirched with the blood of Empire: “Mr President, I must say that, as somebody British, I can confirm that my ancestors had absolutely nothing to do with the oppression or repression of the people of Zimbabwe. I would like to make it clear that I and my family are in no way guilty of colluding with anything that took place in colonial days.” No, maybe not, but you and your family are certainly guilty in colluding with the continued colonisation and continued impoverishment of the people of Wales.

And yet today in a typically pisspoor response to Adam Price’s revelations about Glenys Kinnock a Labour “spokepersonette” responded

“For 15 years Glenys Kinnock has been a committed and fierce advocate for Wales in Europe. In particular, she played a key role in Labour’s successful delivery of billions of European funding for Wales.” -

This is a total and utter lie of Goebbelsian proportions. But you don’t have to believe this blog go to the source and look for yourself and see what a “fierce advocate for Wales in Europe” this dreadful woman has been:

http://www.europarl.europa.eu

It’s all there, and you couldn’t make it up.

Just remember this colossal lie when you cast your vote in the June election. If Liebour win, they’ll be there for a long next term spouting off about anything under the sun – except that is for Welsh interests. Look at the records of both La Kinnocchia and Eluned Morgan on this site and you’ll see.

For God’s sake let’s get some representatives of a party which represents the Welsh people, not Bulawayo, bushmeat, and bulls**t.

Further revelations about the Kinnock Dynasty coming up!

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Anti-Welsh Liebourites such as Piggy Andrews and others have recently been jumping on the bandwagon to gainsay the troubled economies of small independent nations in a pathetic attempt to cover up the devastating problems of a genuinely failing state: the good old UK.

LieBour troughersTheir argument runs something like this: These troubled times prove that Wales is far better off under the protective wings of Westminster rather than going it alone as an independent nation. Just look at small independent nations like Iceland and Ireland – they’re going bust. Isn’t it just great, especially when just a year ago these uppity little countries had GDPs which put that of the UK to shame? Well now they’re on the road to ruin, while we, under Gordon Brown’s world-saving helmsmanship are deadheading towards an early recovery. The green shoots just lurking there under the surface ready to spring to life.

Piffle and balderdash.

As Lieghton and his chums well know, Brown and Liebour’s mismanagement of the current economic crisis has saddled every man, women and child in Britain with a debt in excess of £35,000. The UK’s manufacturing base has been shot to bits; public spending (Liebour’s euphemism for electoral bribery) has reached unprecedented levels, and the whole flimsy structure is about to split apart against a backdrop of mounting public anger, a police force running out of control, and dangerous, unpopular and prohibitively costly overseas adventures to which the UK’s poorly equipped armed forces have been committed.

No wonder the Scots are asking themselves whether they want to be part of this basket case arrangement. So should we. Urgently.

Despite the grim reality of the situation charismatic Rhondda AM and “Minister for Regeneration” (!) Piggy Andrews seems happy to continue bamboozling his long-suffering constituents with a mishmash of downright twaddle and hogwash in his local organ. This is what he wrote in last week’s offering:

“They (Plaid Cymru) want to cut Wales off from the rest of Britain.

They threaten jobs coming to Wales.

Over recent years they have said that Wales should be an independent country, like Iceland.

Well, we know what has happened to Iceland in the current global economic crisis.

It is bankrupt.

An independent Wales would be bankrupt very quickly, cut off from UK and international investment.”

If, like me, you can’t honestly believe that Piggy is completely devoid of intelligent thought, then he’s got to be spouting this stuff for nefarious reasons.

The whole idea of independence is to give Wales the prosperity and economic security it lacks as part of the United Kingdom, because union with England (and the boom-and-bust policies of successive Liebour and Tory governments) has turned Wales into one of the poorest parts of the EU. The whole idea of independence is to attract inward investment into Wales, because it can’t get it under the present arrangement. The whole idea of independence is to ensure job creation in Wales and to prevent the current drain of talent as young people are forced out of the country to find work. The whole idea of independence is to put Wales at the heart of Europe with a direct voice at Europe’s decision-making top table rather than seeing it represented by dodgy second-hand car salesmen from Essex. What on earth would be the point of championing it if it wasn’t?

It’s precisely because those who get the point realise that small independent nations like Iceland and Ireland have the ability to control their own affairs – for good or ill. Iceland may be bankrupt, but this is NOT because it is independent, but because it had bad leadership and bad fiscal management in a global financial crisis.

Britain is bankrupt for the same reason.

Ireland, on the other hand – another example Liebourites use to warn of the ‘dangers’ of independence – is regularly disparaged in the British press with gleeful headlines such as “Roar goes out of Celtic Tiger” and “Celtic Crown loses Gleam” with accompanying pictures of half-drowned cats, drink-sodden leprechauns and the like, is, actually proof that small nations have a better chance than large ones. Well, better, certainly, than the poor old UK.

In an article (‘Celtic Tiger sharpens its claws for recovery’) in last week’s Financial Times, BP chairman and former EU commissioner Peter Sutherland describes Ireland’s problems as being ‘acute rather than chronic’. The article is worth quoting at length because it clearly shows the unfathomable chasm between the incisive analysis of a brilliant international economist on the one hand, and the bizarre ramblings of a puffed-up buffoon from the backbenches of Wales’s toothless Assembly on the other.

“The reasons for the deficit are well known,” writes Sutherland, “Ireland’s growth and tax revenues, from about 2003, became overly dependent on housing. So, when the property bubble burst, the economy slowed sharply and tax revenues plummeted. The problems of the Irish banks are related to this issue too (their exposure to US mortgage-backed securities and other non-domestic toxic assets is minimal).

While the housing slowdown and the associated budget deficit has created a major challenge, to focus exclusively on housing-related problems provides a distorted picture of the under lying health of the Irish economy. The economy has been a phenomenon since the late 1980s. From a relatively poor country on Europe’s periphery, Ireland has risen to become one of the richest economies in the world in 20 years. Even after an anticipated 8 per cent fall this year, its GDP per capita, in terms of purchasing power, will remain significantly higher than that of the UK or Germany. And, while unemployment has risen, there are still 80 per cent more jobs in Ireland today than 15 years ago. Much of its infrastructure has been transformed during this period.

Since 2007, Ireland’s current account position has been rising and, at the current trajectory, it should return to surplus by the year end. To the extent that Irish public sector borrowing has been rising, this is being more than offset by a rise in private sector saving.

The cause of these favourable statistics is export-led growth, led by inward investment in industries such as information technology, pharmaceuticals and private sector services. The fact that Ireland’s economic success has been driven by exports in these areas has resulted in a far stronger basic Irish economy than the one that existed in the 1980s. Because of the nature of these exports the drop in exports anticipated for this year, as a result of recession, is estimated to be only 5.9 per cent. The corresponding Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development figure for Germany is 16.5 per cent, France 11.4 per cent and Great Britain 9.8 per cent. Some others are considerably worse, such as Japan, forecast at 26.4 per cent.

Another issue on which there has been much comment is the alleged disadvantage to Ireland of being in the eurozone. In reality, Ireland may have been saved by its membership from the possibility of a run on its currency – however unwarranted such a run would have been. The UK, meanwhile, has seen its currency fall by 30 per cent against the euro and this is likely to bring short-run benefits. This option is not, of course, available to Ireland; flexibility has had to come instead from an adjustment in real wages. But – and this is the most important positive for Ireland’s long-term prospects – there is clear evidence that it is dealing with the competitiveness issue in a sustainable manner and one I believe to be unprecedented in the OECD area.

The latest data suggest there has already been an 8 per cent drop in private sector wages and salaries and, via the “pension levy”, there has also been in effect a 7-8 per cent fall in public sector pay. It is hard to imagine wages in other economies displaying such flexibility. If these figures are maintained or even supplemented, the Irish economy should emerge from the recession in a highly competitive position. Meanwhile, the minister of finance has given an undertaking to maintain Ireland’s low corporation tax rate of 12.5 per cent.

It has to be recognised that Ireland has a very open economy.

Ireland’s problems are acute in nature rather than chronic. Once Ireland overcomes this short-term panic – and I believe that last week’s budget, whatever its alleged deficiencies, was a vital step in this process – the basic strengths of the Irish economy remain formidable. If the Irish people continue to react constructively to the harsh measures necessary, Ireland will be in a very strong position to benefit from the eventual global recovery and its healthy demographic profile will greatly help in this.”

Piggy and his cronies need to wise up. Yes, we all know that the recession is global; but it will be small nations like Ireland who will see the first green shoots of recovery rather than Britain’s benighted wasteland.


by Cuneglas

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Welsh LabourIt’s a delicious moment for Welsh patriots. Savour it, and then move on. There are a great many battles still to fight, but at least Welsh Liebour is on the run. As the shoddy amalgam of the ambitious, the venal, the craven and the power-hungry descends towards meltdown, one of the very few decent Welsh people left in the party – soon-to-retire Rhodri Morgan has tried to get a grip of his disintegrating party by ordering the pulling of the lamentable “Sound of Stupidity” video from the ether. It’s pretty obvious that this has been done on “orders from above”. While poor old Gordo wrestles with the problems in saving the world, his Welsh minions are busy queering his pitch in what was once Liebour’s golden heartlands.

The silly farce dreamt up by Peter Hain, Piggy Andrews and Eluned Morgan, (general dogsbody to the Anglesey fishwife Glenys “Glen” Kinnock) turned sour pretty quickly. As for the peevish post that the “Sound of Stupidity” video was pulled because of “complaints from humourless nationalists and tories”, these were the very people desperately searching for a copy of the wretched nonsense to put up on You Tube because they knew how wonderfully harmful to Liebour it is. As long as we can view it on the web, so it will remain.

(By the way if you missed it, you can see it here in all its splendour: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IT_CqY-eOYQ )

All of which leads us to the question ‘what has Peter Hain got do with Wales? Why is he here?’ The expensively primped, orange-skinned lounge-lizard was born in Kenya, came to us via South Africa and, of all things, the Liberal Party, and was parachuted into Neath where he was guaranteed a safe seat for life. Neath is – for the time being at least – one of those “if-they-put-up-a-monkey” constituencies, but as the Liebour meltdown continues may not remain so for long. Elements of this scenario will of course have inevitably brought another waste-of-space to mind. Step forward Piggy Andrews, pasty faced, charisma-by-passed AM for Rhondda (another of those ‘i-t-p-u-a-m’ constituencies), former Liberal and now rising Welsh Liebour star (the mind boggles). Which brings us breathlessly to another point. Why did Hain and Piggy join Labour in the first place if it wasn’t for the prospect of power? Lets’ face it, you’re not going to get very far with the Lib-Dems either in Westminster of in the Senedd. The same question could be asked of a number of others like Gwilym Prys-Davies, Denzil Davies, Elystan Morgan, Rhodri Morgan and Carwyn Jones, all of them, unlike most of their peers, decent men. The answer is simple. It is because it was once perceived that in order to achieve anything in politics in Wales, you had to do it through the Labour party. The choice was limited. Which,  with the emergence of Plaid Cymru as a serious and powerful force in Welsh politics, makes the defection of Plaid turncoat Alun Davies to the ‘nest of traitors and lickspittles’ one of the most extraordinary acts of idiocy in recent times.

In any case, let us delight, momentarily, in Liebour’s gross embarrassment over it’s “Obama moment”, and wait for the next one. It won’t be long a-coming.

From the desk of: The Rev Idwal Lloyd-Price

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