Mr.BrownWith Liebour – and especially “Welsh” Liebour – in meltdown, Gordon Brown has chosen the time of his latest (and probably last) cabinet “reshuffle” to punish the Welsh (“the f*****g Welsh” to use his predecessor Tony Blair’s words). Out goes lugubrious, maladroit Welsh Secretary Paul ‘Spudface’ Murphy. Back comes disgraced Orange-skinned Lounge Lizard Peter Vain, originally parachuted in to take over one of Liebour’s safest seats, Neath, one of those “if-you-put-a-monkey-up” constituencies which have held back Wales’s progress for so many decades.

Some like it hot!

Peter HainVain returns to the now largely superfluous post, still badly tainted with sleaze, not just because of the scandal over hidden contributions to his disastrous campaign for the party’s deputy-leadership, but over his ‘new wife, new home, new shed roof’ parliamentary expenses.

Vain, The Daily Telegraph revealed, charged the taxpayer for a new tin roof for his ‘log store’ and asked if he could claim “the mortgage interest on a £440,000 new home which be bought with his second wife Elizabeth Hayward in 2004 – as well as claiming for his former home six miles away.”

Lucky for some, but not for many in Neath, one of the most economically depressed parts of Wales. Keeping the homes at a temperature appropriate to one with so profound a tan and lifestyle to match cost us in excess of £6,000 in heating oil in just over two years. Phew! We all know some like it hot, but 25 degrees right round the clock?

New Welsh Gauleiter a danger to democracy

Seriously though, with devolution the role of Secretary of State for Wales is – and should be -largely superfluous, there’s a nasty sting in the tail. What is dangerous for democracy in Wales is that Vain will in all probability abuse his role as Welsh Gauleiter by clipping the wings of the powers of the National Assembly. He threatened to do so before until scandal floored him. He will do this by obstructing the progress of LCOs in Westminster and ensuring that the acquisition of further powers by the Senedd are consistently impeded and frustrated.

The vast majority of Liebour’s Welsh MPs are recalcitrant dinosaurs wholly opposed to any further transference of power to Cardiff. They will shortly be fighting for their political lives, but, as we will soon see, London’s new Gauleiter and his cronies will try and inflict the maximum possible damage to Welsh devolution on their way down. And out.

Glenys’s new first class seat on the gravy train

Gordo’s other act of spite is the appointment of Anglesey Fishwife Glenys Kinnock as Minister for Europe. It just goes to show that a combination of mediocrity, failure and extravagant gravytraining – with a solid measure of anti-Welshness thrown in – are what get you results in the Liebour menagerie. Five times round the world Glen, (127,465 air miles and counting) who received one of the highest expenses allowances in the European Parliament, was rated 71 out of a total of 78 in the Taxpayers’ Alliance evaluation of ‘best value’ MEP in the UK, which rather puts things into perspective. Despite supposedly representing Welsh electors, she failed to mention the need of he constituents once in all her years as an MEP but instead used her time in Brussels to pursue a bizarre hotchpotch of issues (“ishoos”), causes and personal obsessions which had nothing whatsoever to do with her remit.

Referring to La Kinnock and her sidekick Eluned Morgan (TA ‘best value’ rating 66 out of 78) a Cambriapolitico correspondent commented last week: “Thank God these freeloading swindlers have left the stage – hopefully for good.” No such luck. Brown has “elevated” the Fishwife to the House of Lords to replace Caroline Flint as European Minister, where she can sit next to hubby Neil, and, yes you’ve got it, carry on milking the system as never before. Minister for Europe? Attendance allowances, housing allowances, entertainment allowances, pensions, golden handshakes, junkets, jets and jollys…. all over again. And best of all, no nasty voters to wise up to your tricks!

At least from his personal point of view Gordo’s made one wise move in an otherwise capricious and dangerous environment. With a bottomless expense account like this, good time Glen’s never going to stab him in the back, and unlike Caroline Flint she’s definitely not fit to be put in the window. Ach y fi!



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Time to call time on Wales’s Westminster freeloaders

If ever there was a need to get rid of an ‘extra, expensive and useless tier of government’ (the old chestnut once much loved by critics of the National Assembly) it is now. And the tier that should be in our sights is that which consists of Wales’s 40 Members of Parliament and some 48 Members of the House of Lords.

In the light of the unfolding constitutional cataclysm which has broken over a benighted Westminster, and which has revealed a veritable rats’ nest of, in varying degrees and combinations, incompetence, profligacy and downright criminality, why not let’s get rid of the lot of them – and run our own affairs.

Quite apart from Liebour’s costly – in terms of wasted resources and young lives – and winless wars, quite apart from the idiocy of maintaining Trident as a ‘unilateral deterrent’ (which isn’t unilateral at all) and the construction of vast new aircraft carriers (to defend what against whom exactly?), when Britain has a national debt now hitting almost incomprehensible trillions of pounds, Welsh taxpayers have to shoulder the phenomenal cost of subsidising a largely useless gang of gravy-trainers zipping up and down from London to Wales in Great Western’s First Class coaches enjoying a more than a few doubles-and-mixers on the way. Time to call time.

Here are the facts. An MP’s basic salary is £64,000, – ‘Spudface’, Wayne ‘Smacked Backside’ David, Chris ‘Y-front’ Bryant and others serving either as members of the Cabinet or holding junior ministerial posts rack up a whole lot more, including ministerial residences, chauffeur-driven limousines, personal staffs, expenses etc. In addition MP’s get a second home allowance of £20,000, and an expenses allowance to cover the cost of offices, staff, researchers etc – which is, in reality often abused with MPs employing family members and hangers-on. If we take a broad average these come to somewhere in the region of £150,000 per MP, which amounts to an average of £250,000 per MP per annum and, with 40 Welsh MPs, that’s a staggering £10,000,000 shouldered by you and I. And for what?

If you reckon that £10,000,000 good value for money, study the records of the vast majority of these politico’s, especially in the light of The Daily Telegraph’s revelations, and think again. Add to this figure the Welsh taxpayer’s share of the maintenance of the Palace of Westminster with its antediluvian rituals and rigmarole, the subsidised food and wine in Westminster’s many bars and restaurants. Add the attendance allowance*, expenses, perks and backhanders (that’s lobbying fees to you and me)** of Welsh members of the House of Lords and the figure rapidly doubles, if not trebles. All this before we ask ourselves what these people actually do for us. Oh and ponder awhile on Baron Kinnock of Bedwellty in starched linen bib-and-tucker dining on the finest foie gras and agreeable claret – all of which you are paying for – and remind yourself what you and your family are having for supper. Ponder also if you will, on the Orange Lounge-lizard’s chameleon-like makeover – which you and I have generously granted him: new home, new wife…and new shed roof! We’d all like at least two of those, wouldn’t we, but they’re probably a little beyond our reach in these difficult times.

Wales now has a democratically elected representative body in our capital city. It is called The National Assembly. It’s been there for ten years. It works – but it could work better with full law-making powers, and, better still, sovereignty. Why on earth do we need another body anywhere else? Why pay twice for democracy?

A vast majority of the issues raised by individual constituents can be handled in Cardiff, and a great number of these are actually duplicated by MPs and AMs at even greater cost – and waste. We are in a deepening recession. Britain isn’t working.

The drive for independence – the drive for sanity – must start now. Time to say ‘Enough is enough, you are no longer fit for purpose.’

* Their noble lord and ladyships can claim a £150 per day attendance allowance, £75 per day subsistence allowance (that’s the foie gras and claret), and £65 per day office costs. In addition there are generous UK – and European – travelling expenses, an annual secretarial allowance of around £5,000 per year, and free postage.

** Earlier this month two Liebour peers, Lords Truscott and Taylor, were dismissed from the House of Lords for taking bribes disguised as ‘lobbying fees’.

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Porking it. Coining it.

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Cambria has been sent a press release by the Association of Licensed Multiple Retailers (ALMR) quantifying the amount of booze our alcoholic elected masters in Westminster get through at our expense. Apparently the consumption is about the annual turnover of 35 pubs (and London pubs at that) and nearly £9000 per MP.

It would be interesting to know what the bar bill of the politicians that frequent the Eli Jenkins pub near the Senedd where the AMs drown their sorrows or forget to stub out their cigars.

Now many of us like a drink or two and some of us may even pay for a round but this is simply taking the piss.

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